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February 02 2014

apoc
00:28
Reposted fromdoener doener viaclifford clifford

October 20 2013

apoc
10:54

where fictional characters go to die

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Mad man without the box - Such an idjit
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August 28 2013

apoc
07:30
— Books
Reposted fromsadamu sadamu viacygenb0ck cygenb0ck

August 02 2013

apoc
22:07

July 27 2013

00:35
Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

distractedbyshinyobjects

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

Things I did not know, but should.

(via elfgrove)

This is a post that might save a life. 

(via str8nochaser)

My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

(via darkjez)

Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

(via callingoutsexists)

Yep. They definitely don’t teach you that. SMH.

Reposted fromseoulmama seoulmama viazweisatz zweisatz

June 06 2013

apoc
19:46
Erst Jahre später taucht er in einem pinken Cadillac und von Mossadagenten verfolgt an der deutsch-holländischen Grenze auf. Außerdem im durchlöcherten Auto, der russische Elvis Imitator Nikolai Sergejvich Kherov, 6 Kilo Koks, die tote Ölbaronin Sakhan Dosova, 20l Schimmelentferner, der Kofferraum voll NATO-Patronen sowie eine Ananas. Abgeführt wurde er mit den Worten "Mir wird grad alles ein bisschen zu viel". 
Reposted fromnichimtakt nichimtakt vialotterleben lotterleben

May 09 2013

apoc
23:56
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.
— Neil Gaiman, flawless human being

April 05 2013

apoc
07:31

December 20 2012

apoc
22:18
// is value negative?
if ( "-" == value.toString().substr(0,1) ) {
 // value is negative ... 
 }
Fun with Maths - The Daily WTF
Reposted fromcygenb0ck cygenb0ck

December 09 2012

apoc
16:18
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Leupagus
Reposted fromthepunnery thepunnery viaStadtgespenst Stadtgespenst

November 08 2012

apoc
21:41
 
 
 
you will never be alone 
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October 13 2012

apoc
00:52

No, Moslems don’t believe that Jesus was the Messiah.

Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament the sequel. Then the Qu’ran comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There’s still Jesus, but he’s not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn’t shown up yet.

Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels. Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn’t count. The Moslems think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much, they started writing fanfiction that doesn’t fit with ANY of the series canon.

How to Explain the Religions of Abraham to the Hollywood Generation | [via] Unsettled Christianity
Reposted fromspielfilme spielfilme viamemememe memememe

October 06 2012

apoc
14:30
Pull a Romney

To lie in a job interview.

“I’m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!”
Urban Dictionary: pull a romney
Reposted fromelpollodiablo elpollodiablo viacygenb0ck cygenb0ck

July 13 2012

apoc
20:46
Titanic: "Wir werden sämtliche Rechtsmittel ausschöpfen und notfalls bis zum Jüngsten Gericht ziehen."
http://www.welt.de/
Reposted fromdoener doener viabitstacker bitstacker

July 11 2012

apoc
06:42
Der positive Befund der Blutprobe auf Opiate kann nicht widerlegbar auf die [2 Stunden zuvor erfolgte] ärztliche Morphin-Gabe am Unfallort zurückgeführt werden.
— Ein Staatsanwalt, via law blog
Reposted fromdrugs drugs viacygenb0ck cygenb0ck

July 05 2012

apoc
20:09
Ich habe Prokrastination jetzt auf "schwer" durchgespielt.
— Marina Weisband

June 30 2012

16:30
2½EL Mehl, 2½EL Zucker, 1TL Backpulver, 1TL Kakao in Schale vermischen, dann 2EL Öl, 1 Ei, ½ Banane einrühren. 3min bei 80% in Mikrowelle.
PylonC

June 29 2012

16:53
Meinungsfreiheit schützt dich vor Strafverfolgung, nicht davor, dass ich dich für einen Vollpfosten halte.
Senficon
Reposted fromnaturalismus naturalismus viacygenb0ck cygenb0ck

June 18 2012

10:33
Merke: Umgehe niemals eine Session-ID, es könnte eine Urheberrechtsverletzung sein. BGH NJW 2011, 769.
crackpille

June 16 2012

20:58
Wie cool is das denn? Alle YT Videos von @me_nsfw in einer Playliste https://t.co/90twJ8ab (automatisch von YouTube erstellt!)
MacSnider
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